Tell me this is not the funniest thing that has EVAR happened?!?

Tell me this is not the funniest thing that has EVAR happened?! My mom is in the bathroom an she is like gagging an burping an barfing an FOUR TIMES when she started gagging real hard she FARTED!!! But the funniest part was when my beagle went in the bathroom an mom gagged, farted, barfed an accidentally stepped on Ninja Poop Dingleberry an she yelped an mom farted again an gagged an barfed!!! Is that the funniest thing EVAR?